
"Oh My God" would become "Oh My Jod!" and "Good Girl" will be "Jood Jirl"? Hungry will be hunjry and gone will be jone!
English is a funny lanjuage - now the reason why I didn’t replace the "g" in the lanjuage is because g is already j!! Similarly in Bajjage, Damage, carriage, marriage!.. Phew I am confused! Why is Go not Jo? Why is got not jot? Why is get not jet?
Imagine a normal conversation endinj up in a mess:
A: hi! How are you?
B: I am Jood, how are you?
A: I am doinj Jreat! Lonj time no see? What are you doinj these days?
B: Oh Yeah, have been busy lately, jot into a janj of jerks - software engineers! And life is busy since then.
A: Jerks, why so?
B: they call "J" as "J"
A: So what's the problem?
B: I mean "J" as "J"
A: What's wronj?
B: Exactly, you just said Wronj! "J" as "J"
A: Iam not sure about your janj, but you surely are! I dont jet you at all!
B: Nevermind! JoodBye!
I promise, this is no exaggeration, my cousin (Maria) and I have created this :) we talk in "Enjlish" most of the times and she as a kid used to call "K" as "T" (Not Tidding ;-)..) and couldn't explain her problem as she tept sayinj "T" as "T"
Jot the Point???
LOL....